I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity.Terence Fletcher
Fred: You know what I love about divorcees? ...They love sex.
Rick: Is that true?
Fred: I don't know... I'd like to think so.
Rick: You would like to think that.
I gave you life so that you could live it.Maria Portokalos
Jesus. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again.Casper
Roxanne Kowalski: Just get out! Go on, get out!
C.D. Bales: Wait a second, I am out. You get in!
Roxanne Kowalski: No, get out!
C.D. Bales: Get in. Go on, get off the porch. Go on get off the porch.
The first day of spring semester. A time to say goodbye to the parents once again, and say hello to a few new student bodies.Van Wilder
Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit.
The Wolf: You guys look like... What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks.
Jules: Ha-ha-ha. They're your clothes, motherfucker.
You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you've never heard!Royal
[to Cinderella, after she, Drisella, and Anastasia tear Cinderella's mother's dress; from trailer] You shall *not* go to the ball!Lady Tremaine
Darren: You're a lot stronger then you were in high school.
Sandy: Yeah, well, the convent's got a great gym.
Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.