Frank: Friedrich Nietzsche? You stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche?
Dwayne: [nods]
Frank: Far out.

Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Corey Taft

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

French Soldier

You're terminated, fucker.

Sarah Connor

I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing.

Jackie Moon

We all have our little faults. Mine's in California.

Lex Luthor

[Running] Okay, what am I doing? I'm chasing this guy. Nope. He's chasing me.

Leonard Shelby

Exorcism is alive and well in the present age. People think of it as being a scourge of the Middle Ages that somehow went away and was cured by science, but the fact of the matter is it's never gone away. Exorcism today is bigger than it's ever been.

Cotton Marcus

Young Noah: We can just finish out the summer and see what happens then.
Young Allie: Please don't do this, you don't mean it. Oh why wait until the summer ends. Why don't you do it right now!
[pushes Noah against car]
Young Allie: Huh? C'mon. Do it! Do it!
[repeatedly pushes Noah, starts hitting Noah, Noah starts hitting himself]
Young Allie: You know what? I'm gonna do it! It's over. Okay? it's over.

You will learn someday that being half human, makes you stronger than a god.

Zeus

Tibby: I thought you were excited about going to el campo de futbol.
Carmen: She sure was until she found out it was all girls!

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Poole, you gotta get new boots.
Cosmo Renfro: I told you not to wear the heels.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: And I want you to wear two coats.
Marshal Poole: Sure, next train wreck.

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