Baloo: [singing] Now when you pick a pawpaw / Or a prickly pear/ And you prick a raw paw / Well, next time beware / Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw / When you pick a pear try to use the claw / But you don't need to use the claw / When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw / Have I given you a clue?
Mowgli: Golly, thanks, Baloo.
Bagheera: Pawpaw, ha! Of all the silly gibberish.
Baloo: [tugging on Bagheera's tail] C'mon, Baggy, get with the beat.

I am totally butt crazy in love with Josh!

Cher

Indiana Jones: [shouts] I told you...
[grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers]
Indiana Jones: Don't call me Junior!
Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did. I can't believe what you did...

Why don't you lay out two lines of your selfishness, which is your blow, draw the shades, take the phone off the hook, grab a straw, and snort!

Gayle Sweeny

It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash

Safe? Hmph. Chancellor Palpatine managed to escape, General. Without Count Dooku, I have doubts about your ability to keep us safe.

Nute Gunray

They call him Snooky because Fool was taken.

Chenille

There's ways of killing yourself without killing yourself.

Tony Manero

There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity.

Bernard Jaffe

Curly: Who's the tall guy in the fancy suit and top hat?
Ling: Oh, that's a snowman.
Larry: Yeah... But what's his name?

George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.

Frank Lucas: What is that you got on?
Huey Lucas: What? This?
Frank Lucas: Yeah, that.
Huey Lucas: This is a very, very, very nice suit.
Frank Lucas: That's a very, very, very nice suit, huh?
Huey Lucas: Yeah.
Frank Lucas: That's a clown suit. That's a costume, with a big sign on it that says "Arrest me." You understand? You're too loud, you're making too much noise. Listen to me, the loudest one in the room is the weakest one in the room.

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