I don't care if you're going to confession - it's going to be you, me, and the priest.

Maurice

Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

I said, "Next," goddamn it! This is not the DMV!

Willie

Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.

Walter Donovan: Colonel. Jones is getting away.
Colonel Vogel: I think not, Herr Donovan.
Walter Donovan: Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.

Big Ed, Great... Big... Ed. Know why they call him that? Because his ideas are big. Someday he's gonna get a really big one, about me. It'll be his last.

Cody Jarrett

When faced with death, what can anyone do?

Bilbo Baggins

C'mon! You got everybody excited about something being blowed up, and look at your little punk British ass.

Carter

Karl: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person who finds her gets to name her right?
Dan: Yes, yes that's right, that's right.
Karl: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape.

Richie: You dropped some cigarettes.
Margot: Those aren't mine.
Richie: They just fell out of your pocket.

Arlene Lorenzo: How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
Betsy Jobs: We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo: No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something.

Lewis: Can that chubby boy handle himself?
Ed: Bobby? He's rather well thought of in his field, Lewis.
Lewis: Insurance? I never been insured in my life. There's no risk.

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