Why... so... serious?

The Joker

Voice of the stars: [to Tristan as he's sleeping, causing him to see it] Tristan. Tristan. Yvaine is in grave danger. A unicorn came to help her, but now they're heading into a trap. No star is safe in Stormhold. The last one fell 400 years ago and was captured by the same witches who seek Yvaine now. They tricked her, cared for her, and when her heart was once more aglow they cut it from her chest and ate it.
[he jerks awake]
Voice of the stars: There's no time to waste. A coach is coming. By any means possible you must get on it. Run!

Oh forgive me, Paul, for prattling away and making everything all oogy.

Annie Wilkes

I've stayed alive for you. But now you have to let me go.

Richard Brown

Ida Horowicz: If your boy wins, you get a job in the White House. He loses? You're back at a consulting firm.
Stephen Myers: He has to win.

Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.

Trent

No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

Mac

Peeta Mellark: Katniss, I don't know what kind of deals you made with Haymitch, but he made me promises too.
Peeta Mellark: If you die, and I live, I'd have nothing. Nobody else that I care about.
Katniss Everdeen: Peeta.
Peeta Mellark: It's different for you. Your family needs you.
Peeta Mellark: You have to live. For them.
Katniss Everdeen: What about you?
Peeta Mellark: Nobody needs me.
Katniss Everdeen: I do. I need you.

Terry Leather: This is The Major. Major Guy Singer. Final member of our team.
Bambas: I don't know this man. Who are you?
Guy Singer: None of your business.
Terry Leather: No secrets around here. Major's a con artist, usually elderly widows.
Guy Singer: There's no need to bring that up.

We're only leaving this place if you're coming with us.

Lesra

The piranha hunt in packs. The first bite draws blood, blood draws the pack.

Mr. Goodman

Divine decadence darling!

Sally Bowles

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