You cannot pass... I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The Dark Flame will not avail you, Flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!Gandalf
You can't hijack me, Tic-tac, we're on the same side now. Or didn't you get that far in school?Tom Reagan
Leonard Shelby: I don't think they'd let someone like me carry a gun.
Teddy: I fucking hope not.
Hooper: I need to sell the image to sell the book. I mean, would the audience still buy the whole black rage angle if they found out the book was written by a... you know...
Banky Edwards: Faggot?
Hooper: When you say it, it sounds so sexy.
Okay, fine... I'm getting out my checkbook. Who do I make it out to? "Lady Who Sucks?"Lawyer
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating please, do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.' That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy, and I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.
Dave Buznik: Geez, without slippy-flippy's or angry masturbating I don't see how that's possible.
Dr. Buddy Rydell: Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin... from now on, unacceptable.
You put it on a pole, wind a spool of silk thread around it, and you hold the pole over the water. Then you sit under a nice shady tree and relax. After a while, a hungry fish comes along, takes a nip at your hook, and you've got dinner. For the next two weeks, I'm not gonna think about anything except the eternal struggle between man and the fish...Hank Fallon
Lars Lindstrom: I was hoping winter was over.
Margo: No, it's just a thaw - winter isn't over till Easter.
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.Igor
She has her doctorate in speech impedimentology from Case Western.Dr. Lester
Claire: Think this will scare the kids?
Masrani: The kids? This will give the parents nightmares.
Go home and get your fucking shine box.Billy Batts