Tess: You're a thief and a liar.
Danny: I only lied about being a thief, I don't do that anymore.
Tess: Steal?
Danny: Lie.
Tess: I'm with someone who doesn't have to make that kind of distinction.
Danny: No, he's very clear on both.

[to Bella] You're my only reason to stay... alive. If that's what I am.

Edward Cullen

You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.

Hermione

[after his wife checks his crotch for a weapon] That's all John, sweetheart.

John Smith

Al Pacino! Attica! Attica! Attica!

Tony Manero

Benji: Blue is glue.
Ethan: And when it's red?
Benji: Dead.

Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

Hey, asshole! Are you all right, asshole?

Driver Who Hits Chris

Donnie Azoff: How much money you make?
Jordan Belfort: $70.000 last month.
Donnie Azoff: Get the fuck outta here!
Jordan Belfort: Well technically, U$72.000 last month.
Donnie Azoff: You show me a pay stub for U$72.000, I quit my job right now and work for you.
Donnie Azoff: Hey Paulie, what's up? No, everything's fine. Hey listen, I quit!

I pledge allegiance... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.

Dewey Finn

"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

Lt. Weinberg

I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me!

Thurgood Jenkins

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