Airport Security Officer: Do you have any artificial plates or limbs?
Derek Smalls: Er, not really.
Stephanie: If you want to live here, you have to get along wit Greg.
Jimmy Smith Jr: He started.
Stephanie: You can't fuck this up for me baby, you just can't.
Jimmy Smith Jr: Whatever.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie.
Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah.
Sweeney Todd: Where is Lucy? Where is my wife?
Mrs. Lovett: She poisoned herself. Arsenic from the apothecary around the corner... and he's got your daughter.
Sweeney Todd: He? Judge Turpin?
Hell to the no!Rasputia
Motorcycle Cop: Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Mike: Meoff, Jack.
Scarlett: Isn't she beautiful?
Fiona: Scarlett, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue.
A cat's a better mother than you.Rhett Butler
Eddy: Are you fighting Katniss? Are you here to fight with us?
Katniss Everdeen: I am. I will.
Is that... is that hair gel?Mary
All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off. That's what it's all about. That's what the FBI can never understand - that what Paulie and the organization offer is protection for the kinds of guys who can't go to the cops. They're like the police department for wiseguys.Henry Hill
Megatron: Humans don't deserve to live!
Optimus Prime: They deserve to choose for themselves!
Megatron: Then you will die with them! JOIN THEM IN EXTINCTION!