Everett Hitch: That was quick.
Virgil Cole: Yeah, everybody could shoot.

Just go with it.

Danielle

Fox Mulder: Scully? Why would he say that? "Don't give up." Why would he say such a thing to you?
Dana Scully: I think that was clearly meant for you, Mulder.
Fox Mulder: He didn't say it to me. He said it to you. If Father Joe were the devil, why would he say the opposite of what the devil might say? Maybe that's the answer, the larger answer. Don't give up.

Come on! Are youse ready?

Nicholas Garrigan

Lou Bloom: Will this be on television?
Joe Loder: Morning news, if it bleeds it leads
Lou Bloom: Are you currently hiring?

All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?

Droz

Give me the plant.

AUTO

Mr. Smith: [eating carrot] What's up doc?
Mr. Hertz: You wascally wabbit.

The Dude: Did you ever hear of "The Seattle Seven"?
Maude Lebowski: Mmm.
The Dude: That was me... and six other guys.

[narrarating] Me? Thats why The Bosses sent me out here. They wanted me to make sure none of the other crews robbed the joint. Like these two fuckin' balloon heads over here. They were gonna try to bang us outta two hundred fuckin' grand? Yeah, right, I'm sure.

Nicky Santoro

Dude, woman up!

Go Go

Marylin Delpy: The site got 2200 hits within 2 hours?
Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.
Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.

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