No one. He's no one. Distant cousin of my Aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice. Eunuch.Jack Sparrow
[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...Megamind
I would rather die a thousand deaths than see my mother's dress on that spoiled, selfish cow!Danielle
Carol Connelly: How are you?
Simon Bishop: Don't ask. I'm tired of my own complaints. I need to get some new thoughts.
Carol Connelly: Why? What are you thinking about now?
Simon Bishop: How to die, mostly.
Carol Connelly: To think that in our little mix you're the good roommate.
[to Denise Fleming] I did not write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker!Kenny Fisher
Directing a movie is a very overrated job, we all know it. You just have to say yes or no. What else do you do? Nothing. "Maestro, should this be red?" Yes. "Green?" No. "More extras?" Yes. "More lipstick?" No. Yes. No. Yes. No. That's directing.Liliane La Fleur
Choir singer: [to himself] Just focus on the music, think melody, let the music be my guide.
Heather: Yeah, that'd be a start.
Pitka: I am his holyness, the Guru Pitka. My goal is to say: Gee, You are You... TM.
Aces full, Mike.Teddy KGB
I am a choreographer. That's what I do. You are cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. What you do is a tiny, pathetic subset of dancing. I will attempt to turn your robotic routines into poetry, written with the human body. Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.Sparky
Major Tom Baxter: I want to talk to General Kramer.
General Hummel: You've been asked by an old friend.
Major Tom Baxter: Put him on the phone right now.
General Hummel: You're being ordered by a superior officer.
Major Tom Baxter: This is Major Baxter...!
General Hummel: [draws] Now you're being given your last chance by a man with a gun. Put the phone down.
Hey guys, welcome to the party. If you're gonna have sex, please - do it in my parent's bedroom.Preston