Holden: How do you manage to get away with this all the time? I mean, shouldn't the cops be busting your head open right about now?
Banky Edwards: Wrong coast.

Francis: This his blood?
Det. Ellie Burr: Ketchup maybe. Was he eating a hot dog?

The sooner you STOP being my problem and START being my solution the better off you'll be.

Madeliene White

My only purpose in life is to teach her how to make it.

Wink

Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Malcolm Crowe: Once upon a time there was this person named Malcolm. He worked with children. He loved it. He loved it more than anything else. And then one night, he found out that he made a mistake with one of them. He couldn't help that one. And he can't stop thinking about it, he can't forget. Ever since then, things have been different. He's not the same person that he used to be. And his wife doesn't like the person that he's become. They barely speak anymore, they're like strangers. And then one day Malcolm meets this wonderful little boy, a really cool little boy. Reminds him a lot of the other one. And Malcolm decides to try and help this new boy. 'Cause he feels that if he can help this new boy, it would be like helping that other one too.
Cole Sear: How does the story end?
Malcolm Crowe: I don't know.

Randy Daytona: You killed him...
Feng: Well duh, what part of sudden death didn't you understand?

Topper Harley: So... I guess you've been with a man before...
Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.

Popeye. You still picking your feet in Poughkeepsie?

Walt Simonson

Appearances can be... deceptive.

Chad Feldheimer

Don't you get it? We're under attack!

Ray Ferrier


Captain Steven Hiller: Oh! Oh! Elvis has left the building!
David Levinson: Oh, thank you very much. Oh, I love you man!

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