Once-ler: I didn't think anyone still cared.
Ted: Well that's me: The guy who still cares.

I don't hold with equality in all things, just equality before the law, nothing more.

Thaddeus Stevens

I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.

Roger Thornhill

I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order.

Jean Rasczak

Harry: I have never lied to you, I have always told you some version of the truth.
Erica Barry: The truth doesn't have versions, okay?

I just wanna say that I'm an upstanding citizen. I've never been engaged before. I've never really been in love before. And I think Annie's the greatest person I've ever met. And I can't wait to marry her and one day have children, and grand children. And I'm going to do my best to be supportive of her dreams. She's a very gifted architect. I'm just thrilled that I met her. I love your daughter. The feelings I have for her are never gonna change. I'm here to stay.

Bryan

I know a really good sand guy.

Beanie

I need more cowbell!

Denny

I thought you couldn't live without your heart.

Young Kristina Jung

I want the last check I write to bounce.

Saul Bloom

I wish I were big.

Young Josh

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

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