It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better.

Poison Ivy

Stephen Myers: Were gonna be fine. We have to do it, it's the right thing to do and nothing bad happens when you're doing the right thing.
Governor Morris: Is this your personal theory? 'Cause I can shoot holes in it.
Stephen Myers: Well there's exceptions to every rule...

Kyle: You cant die! We don't know where we are!
The Mole: You must go on...
Kyle: No, we have no fucking clue where we are!

Jennifer Gaines: Are we going to move again?
Sharon Gaines: No, honey.
Coach Gary Gaines: Possibly.

Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

Cady

Chuck Aule: How we doing this morning?
Teddy Daniels: Good, and you?
Chuck Aule: Can't complain.
Teddy Daniels: So what's our next move?
Chuck Aule: You tell me.
Teddy Daniels: I gotta get off this rock, Chuck. Get back to the mainland. Whatever the hell's going on here, it's bad. Don't worry partner, they're not gonna catch us.
Chuck Aule: That's right, we're too smart for em.
Teddy Daniels: Yeah, we are, aren't we. You know, this place makes me wonder.
Chuck Aule: Yeah, what's that, boss?
Teddy Daniels: Which would be worse, to live as a monster or to die as a good man?
Chuck Aule: Teddy.
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Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business - so let's to church.

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What are you doing, Jake?

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Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!

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Hey, you ain't no regulator, boy. You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway; you might learn something.

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Rusty: They say taupe is very soothing.

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