Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin’ Friends Forever Man!

Meredith Morton: I slept with your brother.
Everett Stone: You slept with who?
Thad Stone: Do not look at me!

Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.

I'm going to bury you underground, Eli.


And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...

Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen

[After being threatened with the deaths of the Spartan women] Clearly you don't know our women. I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen.


Gentlemen start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Neil Patrick Harris

Those that can't do, teach, and those that can't teach... teach gym.

Dewey Finn

What is it about treasure that makes history so fascinating?

Patrick Gates

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