You're dating Louis and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?

Patrick Bateman

[Being pulled up from the hotel balcony] Watch it, you fuckhead! You'll pull my arm out!


Agent 99: I used to look like my mom.
Maxwell Smart: I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Stanley Spector: This isn't funny. This isn't cute. See the way we're looked at? Because I'm not a toy. I'm not a doll. The way we're looked at because you think we're cute? Because, what? I'm made to feel like a freak if I answer questions? Or I'm smart? Or I have to go to the bathroom? What is that, Jimmy? What is that? I'm asking you that.
Jimmy Gator: I'm not sure, Stanley.

When I saw you, I believed it was a sign -- that something new could come into this world.

Tars Tarkas

[to his fellow wiseguys, after he punches a man who tries to expose him] Fuckin' asshole, he grabbed my cock!

Donnie Brasco

Fisk: You know, I've learned one thing in all my years in this business.
Matt Murdock: What's that?
Fisk: Nobody's innocent. Nobody.

But you're never going to be the same person you are right now. Promise and potential are very fickle.

Professor Stephen Malley

Happy Gilmore: I got into this tournament for one reason: money. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass!
Shooter McGavin: Well, I'd like to see you try.
Happy Gilmore: [Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half] Let's do it, then!
Shooter McGavin: I meant on a golf course!

Michael O'Neill: Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just...
Julianne Potter: Passes you by...
Michael O'Neill: Passes you by...

John Hartigan: I'm looking for Nancy Callahan.
Shellie: Eyes to the stage, pilgrim. She's just warming up.

Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?


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