Thomas: JIMMY! Can I have your autograph?
Jimmy: Get it off eBay!
Thomas: Who is eBay?
James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger...
Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you...
Linda Greenlaw: I saw your guys loading bait. You doing a turnaround?
Captain Billy Tyne: No rest for the weary.
Linda Greenlaw: There you go. Flaunting your work ethic.
Captain Billy Tyne: I don't have a work ethic. I just have work... If I'm going to catch up to you.
Where's the fuckin door?John McClane
Ann Foreman: I'm pregnant!
Dan Foreman: What? I'm sorry, I thought you just said that you were pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah.
Dan Foreman: You can't be pregnant.
Ann Foreman: Yeah I can, I am
Dan Foreman: Yeah, how could that happen?
Ann Foreman: Well I think that you were there too.
[to two Korean drug dealers] You dress White, talk Black, and drive Jew.Tom Ludlow
Andre: It's the dumb class cuz. It means you too dumb.
Jamal: Man, say it to my face cuz.
Andre: I just did. See what I mean? Dumb?
Polly Prince: You wanna come upstairs and have sex?
Reuben Feffer: Huh?
Polly Prince: I'm kidding!
John and Fanny are in town. I think we shall be forced to see them.Elinor Dashwood
[about to pass out from drugs] I don't see why white man has to sit in a nigger electric chair. White man should have his own damn electric chair.William 'Wild Bill' Wharton
This is beyond anything I have imagined.Albus Dumbledore
Annie: I'm the most screwed-up person in the world!
Sarah: You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!