I know you got to do what you do. But that ain't going to stop it from happening.


Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine Dickinson: No.

Alex: You are really good out there.
B. Rabbit: Where? In line at the lunch truck?

There are two kinds of men and only two. And that young man is one kind. He is high-minded. He is pure. He's the kind of man the world pretends to look up to, and in fact despises. He is the kind of man who breeds unhappiness, particularly in women. Do you understand?


You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.


You know there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that.


What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?

Adrian Veidt

I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it.

Wyatt Earp

No one talks to my friends like that.

Drax the Destroyer

Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura: Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee

DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.

Karen Eiffel: Harold quickly calculated the odds of making an ass of himself, in ratio to the amount of time he stayed to chat.
Harold Crick: This is my stop I should go.
Karen Eiffel: He was elated and surprised by his somewhat flirtatious encounter with Mrs. Pascal. So elated that he exited the transit authority bus a good 27 blocks too early and would now have to walk.

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