Mrs. Pinnear: What does he want?
Francois Pienaar: I think he wants us to win the World Cup...
Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.Scotty
[Joe wants to move out from Norma's house] No one ever leaves a star...Norma Desmond
Pretty soon life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go empty.Tallahassee
Hey, unless you're gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.McKenna
We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!Mark "Rent-boy" Renton
George: Everything's gonna be okay, sweetheart. Don't be upset.
Young Kristina Jung: What's happening to us?
George: I don't know.
Young Kristina Jung: Are we gonna split up?
George: No, never. Don't even think about that, it's impossible. I love your mother and you are my heart. Could I live without my heart? Could I?
Tess Finnegan: [as they sit in an airplane] We're flying! How do you know how to do this?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: Playstation!
Tess Finnegan: Oh god.
Back home, when I'd tell people what I do for a living, they'd think, "Well, yeah, that figures." But over here, it's a... a big mystery. So I guess I've changed some.Captain Miller
It seems that Mr. Stokes has a grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.Pappy O'Daniel
You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. Like, maybe be an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah... be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy, or find a new alien life form... and fuck it. People would be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once."Jay
Well, at least it's not herpes. Or do you have that as well?Fat Amy