Harry: "Come seek us where our voices sound/we cannot sing above the ground...?
Hermione: The Black Lake, that's obvious.
Harry: "An hour long you'll have to look...?
Hermione: Again, obvious. Though admittedly potentially problematic...
Harry: "Potentially problematic"? When was the last time that you had to hold your breath underwater for an hour, Hermione?

This part... you do alone.

Jimmy Markum

Hey. The only ass-kicking that's gonna be done around here is gonna be done by me.

Sal

Chazz: Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.

Dr. Evil: Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it anymore.
The President: What hand? Talk to your hand?
Dr. Evil: You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips.
The President: What are you talking about?
Dr. Evil: Don't go there, girlfriend.

Roman: Someone is trying to ruin my movie. Someone wants to kill my movie.
Detective Wallace: We'll talk about your movie down at the station. All right, this is the scene where you come with us.

Father Merrin: I cast you out! Unclean spirit!
Demon: Shove it up your ass, you (expletive)!
Father Merrin: In the Name of our Lord Jesus Christ! It is he who commands you! It is he who flung you from the gates of Heaven to the depths of Hell!
Demon: (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: Be gone...
Demon: (Expletive) him, Karras! (Expletive) him!
Father Merrin: ...from this creature of God! Be gone! In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit!

Obi-Wan: You look tired.
Anakin: I haven't had much sleep of late.
Obi-Wan: Because of your mother?
Anakin: [nods]
Obi-Wan: ...Dreams pass in time.

Why did G-Girl throw a shark at us?

Hannah Lewis

Look man, this grass is Alabama Creepin' Bend, as opposed to Georgia Creepin' Bend. It's lighter.

Huggy Bear

You're sweating.

Obi-Wan

Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.

Roy Walley

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