Rita: Are you drunk or something?
Phil: Drunk is more fun.

Mya: I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me.
Zeke: Really?
Mya: Really
Zeke: Seriously?
Mya: Yes. No he didn't...
Zeke: Gotcha...

[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.

Mason

Captain Diel: Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
Carter: You're God damn right

I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.

Aldous Snow

Nick Memphis: I didn't know you had a woman.
Bob Lee Swagger: Neither did I... until they took her.

Ben Gates: Dad, where are the letters?
Patrick Gates: I don't have them, son.
Ben Gates: [pause] What?
Patrick Gates: I don't have them.
Ben Gates: [Another pause] Where are they?
Patrick Gates: I *donated* them to the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia.
Ben Gates: Time to go.

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

Harry Burns

Thank you very fucking much, Mr. Mason, you've led us into a room with no exit.

Commander Anderson

C'mon Hobbs, knock the cover off the ball!

Pop Fisher

They talk like they're conspiring to conspire.

Ray Castro

Rachel Dawes: Who are you?
Batman: Someone like you. Someone who'll rattle the cages.

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