Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.


Rabbi: Of course, the men will wear yarmulkes...
Tom: Definitely, I'll wear mine...
Violet: Babe, you don't have a yarmulke...
Tom: I have a's in my... my Jewish drawer.

You picked the wrong house, bub.


Not very sporting to fire on an unarmed opponent. I thought you were supposed to be good. Aren't you the "good" man? C'mon, Deckard. Show me what you're made of.


That's because they hate us. The whole world, the whole world hates us!

John Smith

Storm: You could fly right over the torch.
Wolverine: Then let me go. If I don't make it, then at least you can still blast the damn thing!
Cyclops: All right, do it. Jean use your power, try to steady him.
Storm: Hang on to something.

Lone Starr: A million? That's unfair.
Pizza the Hutt: Unfair to payor but not to payee. But you're gonna pay it, or else!
Barf: Or else what?
Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

So, we have a virus with no treatment protocol, and no vaccine at this time.

Dr. Ellis Cheever

Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]

Police Officer: All right, let me get this straight. A man in a kabuki mask attacked you with an army of miniature flying robots.
Hiro Hamada: Microbots, Baymax, tell him.
Baymax: Yes, officer
Police Officer: Microbots
Hiro Hamada: Yeah, he was controlling them telepathically with a neuro-cranial transmitter.
Police Officer: So Mr. Kabuki was using ESP to attack you and balloon man.
Hiro Hamada: I know it sounds crazy.
Police Officer: Kid, how about we call your parents and get them down here?
Hiro Hamada: What?
Police Officer: Write your name and number down on this piece of paper and we can…

Wendy: Your father has finally gone completely mental!
Otto: So the old lady's gonna m-m-m-meet with an accident eh K-K-K-K-Ken?

Remember. No matter what happens. You are made for good.


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