[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"Michael
Private Ryan: Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this?
Captain Miller: No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable.
Dark Helmet: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
[cough] Slut.Fat Amy
Max Von Mayerling: There were three young directors who showed promise in those days: D. W. Griffith, Cecil B. DeMille, and Max Von Mayerling.
Joe Gillis: And she made you her servant.
Max Von Mayerling: It was I who asked to come back. I could have continued my career, but I found it unbearable after she'd left me. You see, I was her first husband.
[Stark cooks lunch for Pepper]
Pepper Potts: [nauseous] Did you make that?
Tony Stark: Yeah. Where do you think I've been for the last 3 hours?
I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech.Dr. Lester
Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.Ray Castro
Worrying about your kids is sanity, and being that sane... can drive you nutsJohn Clasky
I can't wait to take leave so I can get me some fucking poontang.Mr. Garrison
Dewey: Is that a threat, Detective?
Mark: When it's a threat... you'll know it. Dewey: Was that a threat?
Frank Falenczyk: Does that mean you're my sponser?
Tom: Does that mean you're asking?
Frank Falenczyk: Is this the part where we kiss?