Commissioner Gordon: Thanks for the saving the day, Batman. I'm afraid the circus gang is back.
Batman: We'll see.

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum himself.


Don't you get it? We're under attack!

Ray Ferrier

You can't run a global network of interconnected cells from a cave.


That's your last pee break for this trip.


"Nine people missing. Property damage. Theft. But there are things happening around here that I can't explain."

Jack Lamb

Stupid is as stupid does.

Forrest Gump

We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.


Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Never again, Swanney. I'm off the scag.
Swanney: Are you serious?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Yeah, no more. I'm finished with that shite.
Swanney: Well, it's up to you, man.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Gonna get it right this time. Gonna get it sorted out. Gonna get off it for good.
Swanney: I've heard that one before.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: The Sick Boy method?
Swanney: Well, it nearly worked for him, hey.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, he's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: That's hardly a substitute.

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!


Maria: If Chino hurts him, if he touches him, I swear to you I'll...
Anita: You'll do what Tony did to Bernardo?
Maria: I love Tony.
Anita: I know. I loved Benardo.

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