Soldier: Is it cool if I get a picture with you?
Tony Stark: Yes. Yes it's very cool. I don't wanna see this on your myspace page. No gang signs please. No, throw it up, I'm kidding.

I'm not such a bad pilot myself.


Fuck you hormones!

Ben Stone

Eden: How 'bout you crawl back into the cave you came from...
Kala: Yeah, how 'bout I knock you on the head and take you back with me!

Forrest Gump: You could come home with me, to my house in Greenbow, Jenny, you and little Forrest. If you're sick I'll take care of you.
Jenny Curran: Will you marry me, Forrest?
Forrest Gump: Okay...

Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.

Claire Foster

She's fabulous, but she's evil.


Samuel: I'll bring you back the kaiser's helmet.
Colonel Ludlow: Bring yourself back. That'd please me more.

Sweet balls!

Shelley Darlingson

Ned: If you were a flavor of ice cream, what would it be?
Marcie: Rocky road.

The only thing you can do with virgins like that is pounce!


Chicken! September 22nd would be a good day for chicken!

Evan Baxter

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