Milt Shaw: Ray Charles. We believe in your talent. We want to be in the Ray Charles business. We've already got you booked on a ten city tour with Roy Milton's Solid Senders and Tangula, the exotic shake dancer.
Ahmet Ertegun: She is gorgeous.

Harold: [riding a cheetah] Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?
Kumar: Both.

That son of a bitch was always picking on me.

Lenny Savage

She was very badly raped, you see! We were assaulted by a gang of vicious, young, hoodlums in this house! In this very room you are sitting in now! I was left a helpless cripple, but for her the agony was too great! The doctor said it was pneumonia; because it happened some months later! During a flu epidemic! The doctors told me it was pneumonia, but I knew what it was! A VICTIM OF THE MODERN AGE! Poor, poor girl!

Frank Alexander

[to Lan Cai He] We can kill each other when it's over.

Lu Yan

[to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!

Jonathan Carnahan

Alan Bradley: I promised you that if I ever got any information about your dad, I'd tell you first, right? I was paged last night; came from your dad's office at the arcade.
Sam Flynn: So?
Alan Bradley: "So?" That number has been disconnected for twenty years! Two nights before he disappeared, he came to my house. He said he was about to change everything - science, medicine, religion. He wouldn't have left that, Sam. He wouldn't have left you.

I hurt the flower.

Russell Hammond

Dr Ray Stantz: Where do these stairs go?
Dr. Peter Venkman: They go up.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Cher

Damn hamster.

John McClane

You certainly chose a lovely spot for our meeting. I've had three chances to be picked up in the last five minutes.

Karen Holmes

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