Health Clinic Counselor: Oral sex play...
Boy at Health Clinic: Sounds like my Friday night.
Dad at Health Clinic: Oh, shut up Seth, we went to temple.

I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!

David

[screaming] You failed me! You failed me!

Vincent Gray

Anne Boleyn: Do I have a choice?
King's Messenger: No.

I got you something GREAT at the farmstand.

Zoe

[to David] So would you kindly fuck off?

Griffin

I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.

Hannah

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

Raoul Duke

Kaminofsky: I'll kill her!
James Bond: Please, allow me.

Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

Marie: Because sooner or later, you remember something good.
Jason Bourne: I do remember something good. All the time.

Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.

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