I am gonna send you to a deep, dark place and I am gonna have fun doing it!

Eddie Dane

President Andrew Shepherd: [watching TV ad] Oh, wait a minute here comes my favorite part.
Bob Rumson: My name is Bob Rumson, and I'm running for President!
President Andrew Shepherd: Sure glad he cleared that up, because that crowd was about to buy some Amway products!

James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger...
Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you...

What are you waiting for?

Perseus

George Downes: Michaels chasing Kimmy.
Julianne Potter: Yes.
George Downes: Your chasing Michael.
Julianne Potter: Yes.
George Downes: Who's chasing you. Nobody. Theres your answer. It's Kimmy.

Same thing happened to me. They found me in a back alley when I thought I was Neil Armstrong and was trying to reenter the Earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box.

Kirk Lazarus

Susan Storm: Johnny! You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?
Ben Grimm: A face that's about to be broken!

There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.

Gus Portokalos

Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

I know they were just kids, but we kicked their pube-less asses!

Jay

I love him! I love him for the man he wants to be. And I love him for the man he almost is.

Dorothy

James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

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