[watching sexy girl wash a car] My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.Dragline
Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought...My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this? --
Angie Ostrowiski: -- Out of the question --
Carl: -- that's gonna cost extr -- out of the question, right. Out of the question.
Steve Rogers: Ultron's calling us out. What are we gonna do?
Nick Fury: Something dramatic, I hope.
Tony Stark: Let's go give him a fight!
Michael Newman: My schmeckel got bigger now that I'm older, just so you guys know that.
Trudy: It couldn't have gotten any smaller.
Ted: [Laughing] It looked like a litttle Tic Tac.
Michael Newman: Yeah, come, here, I'll freshen your breath.
Why... so... serious?The Joker
Patrick: [with a mouth full of sample wedding cake] This cake is fantastic!
Emma: Shh. Please...
Patrick: You mix these two together, it tastes just like a ring-ding.
Emma: [Patrick shoves a fork of cake in her face] No. No, no.
Emma: [she accepts the forkful of cake] it was yummy.
Patrick: It's super-duper.
[to Tic'Tic] We need you. They will not fight with us.D'Leh
Voice of the stars: [to Tristan as he's sleeping, causing him to see it] Tristan. Tristan. Yvaine is in grave danger. A unicorn came to help her, but now they're heading into a trap. No star is safe in Stormhold. The last one fell 400 years ago and was captured by the same witches who seek Yvaine now. They tricked her, cared for her, and when her heart was once more aglow they cut it from her chest and ate it.
[he jerks awake]
Voice of the stars: There's no time to waste. A coach is coming. By any means possible you must get on it. Run!
Oh forgive me, Paul, for prattling away and making everything all oogy.Annie Wilkes
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn?
Llewelyn Moss: Yeah?
Carla Jean Moss: What are you doing, baby?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm going out.
Carla Jean Moss: Going where?
Llewelyn Moss: There's something I forgot to do, but I'll be back.
Carla Jean Moss: And what are you going to do?
Llewelyn Moss: I'm fixin' to do something dumber than hell, but I'm going anyways.
Everybody steals from everybody, that's Hollywood.Trent
No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.Mac