Roger Thornhill: Then, then your name isn't Kaplan?
Man at Prairie Crossing: Can't say it is, 'cause it ain't.
Victor Von Doom: Do really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Susan Storm: No, lets.
Victor Von Doom: Susan... YOU'RE FIRED!
Hey man I can be your Doug!Black Doug
Emily: One time an assistant left the desk, because she, I don't know, sliced her hand open with a letter opener. Miranda missed Lagerfeld who had boarded a seventeen hour flight to Australia. She now works at TV Guide.
Andy Sachs: Man the desk at all times. Got it.
What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.Cedric
Zeus: Ain't no riddle gonna solve this motherfucker?
Simon: No riddle, no code, no fancy little countdown.
Della Bea Robinson: If only your mama was here.
Ray Charles: She's here. She ain't never left.
I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it.Wyatt Earp
No one talks to my friends like that.Drax the Destroyer
Lois Einhorn: And somebody get me some coffee!
Ace Ventura: Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee
DQ: Who are you?
Mr. Smith: I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
Rachel: There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott: Cut my belt?