So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?

Rob

Rita: Why would anybody want to steal a groundhog?
Larry: I can think of a couple of reasons... the pervert.

The first one won't kill you; not the second, not even the third... not till you crawl over here and you KISS MY FOOT!

Donald "Red" Grant

Oh! That's gonna leave a mark.

Barf

If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.

Ron Albertson

Tess: You know what your problem is?
Danny: I only have one?

Dale: What are you doing?
Brennan: I'm burying you!
Dale: My dad will wonder where I am.

Jackie Brown: Now sooner or later, they're gonna get around to offering me a plea deal, and you know that. That's why you came here to kill me.
Ordell Robbie: I ain't come here to kill you...
Jackie Brown: No, no, it's OK, it's OK, now. I forgive you.

But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

Sam

Thelma: But, umm, I don't know, you know, something's, like, crossed over in me and I can't go back, I mean I just couldn't live.
Louise Sawyer: I know, I know what you mean. Anyway, don't wanna end up on the damned Geraldo show.

The venom of a black mamba can kill a human in four hours, if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within 20 minutes. Now, you should listen to this, 'cause this concerns you. The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word...”gargantuan"... so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence. If not treated quickly with antivenom, 10 to 15 milligrams can be fatal to human beings. However, the black mamba can deliver as much as 100 to 400 milligrams of venom from a single bite.

Elle Driver

Maybe dad didn't abandon us. Maybe he just forgot who we were.

Wendy Savage

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