Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe!
Yuri: But we have matches in Asia.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: All right. Do not leave Europe or Asia!
Yuri: And we also have a match in Brazil.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Do not leave Europe, Asia, or the Americas!

Rachael: Do you like our owl?
Deckard: It's artificial?
Rachael: Of course it is.
Deckard: Must be expensive.
Rachael: Very.
Rachael: I'm Rachael.
Deckard: Deckard.
Rachael: It seems you feel our work is not a benefit to the public.
Deckard: Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem.

Don't you say a fucking word.

Tucker McElroy

Fuck you hormones!

Ben Stone

Vikram Walia: Fuckin' tired of this shit. What happened to my fuckin' civil rights? Why can't I go anywhere without being harassed? Get thrown out a bank, I'm a hostage, I get harassed. I go to the airport, I can't go through security without a random selection. Fuckin' random, my ass.
Keith Frazier: I bet you can get a cab though.
Vikram Walia: I guess that's one of the perks.

Great balls of fire. Don't bother me anymore, and don't call me sugar.

Scarlett

Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?

Jack Byrnes

Ha, ha. They're all gonna die.

Hooper

Hermione: Harry... what's happened?
Harry: [Referring to Sirius Black] He was their friend, and he betrayed them. HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!... I hope he finds me! Because when he does, I'm gonna be ready! When he does, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!

Hey, we've all wanted to do that to Vice Principal Simms. I know I have. But a line has been crossed. You can't eat the teachers, man!

Wade

Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

I am offering you a chance to do the right thing. Take it.

Robert McCall

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