Banky: Well, you're in love. And you've both got your own monkey. What more could two guys from New Jersey want?
Jay: Well, to have all these fucks stop talking shit about us on the Internet.
Banky: What've I been telling you? There's nothing you can do about it. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them.
Three months ago, you lost the drive containing the identity of every agent embedded in terrorist organizations across the globe.Gareth Mallory
We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!Norma Desmond
Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!Huge Goon
K as in Knife.Alan
This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up.Marcus Burnett
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Larry Johnson: Sorry.
[the man laughs]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Larry Johnson: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac makes facial expression as he is considers the last one]
Larry Johnson: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?
Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PORKIN' his wife.
You wanna know if we're armed? We're armed.John Dillinger
Louise Sawyer: Decaf or regular?
Girl in diner: Uh, regular, please.
Louise Sawyer: You girls are kinda young to be smokin', dontcha think? Ruins your sex drive.
[sees SHIELD operating] This isn't freedom. This is fear.Steve Rogers
Young, young man. Did anyone ever tell you you look like a young prince out of the 'Arabian Nights'?Blanche DuBois