Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.
Some labels are best left in the closetCarrie Bradshaw
Dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"Christopher
Diego Delgado: Do you have a dream, George?
George: Well, I would if I could get some fucking sleep.
Max Cherry: If you've got time, you think you can find out where he's staying?
Winston: Cops can't locate him, huh?
Max Cherry: They don't have your winning personality.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Eight o'clock Monday, runt. If you ain't here, I'll hunt you and shoot you down like a duck.
Buford's Gang Member #1: It's "dog", Buford. Shoot him down like a dog.
It's not like you have a husband - unless you're married to Jesus.Sebastian
What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know.Fight Announcer
Dr. Hollins: How are you doing?
Edward Cole: Dumb question.
I will not die like this, clawing for life... If this is to end in fire, then we will all burn together!Thorin Oakenshield
I gotta wonder what a bastard I have been. That nobody was there to claim me. I mean I am not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told... but... nobody?Hancock
Sam Witwicky: This isn't my war!
Optimus Prime: I fear it soon will be.