Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

Jamie's Girlfriend

Luke: I don't, I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.

Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?

[talking to Deacon] I know you don't want to go to jail in Mexico because nobody wants to go to jail in Mexico. They put all kinds of burritos in your ass.

Miles Logan

I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

Patrick Bateman

I shall count the sheep among my favored sheep and shall you the protection of all the angels in heaven.

Il Duce

I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Napoleon Dynamite

[to Thomas King] I still see things that are not here. I just choose not to acknowledge them. Like a diet of the mind, I just choose not to indulge certain appetites; like my appetite for patterns; perhaps my appetite to imagine and to dream.


Caesar Flickerman: Peeta, the wedding, never to be?
Peeta Mellark: Actually, we got married in secret.
Caesar Flickerman: A secret wedding. Alright, do tell.
Peeta Mellark: We wanted our love to be eternal. You know, Katniss and I were luckier than most. I wouldn't have any regrets at all, if it weren't... if...
Caesar Flickerman: If it weren't... for what? What?
Peeta Mellark: If it weren't for the baby.

Willy Wonka: If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?
Mr. Teavee: What kind of question is that?
Willy Wonka: No need to snap. Just a question.

Kyra Collins: I'm feeling much better now.
Cole Sear: Do you want to tell me something?

Fezzik: Inigo?
Inigo Montoya: What?
Fezzik: I hope we win.

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