[holding the shotgun at his hip, yelling at the target]
Ben: I said get down! You better get on the ground!!
[firing the shotgun sends him flying backwards, landing crumpled up in a bin]
James: Got a little bit of kick to it.
Ben: My stomach in my ass!
James: Oh yeah, you’re ready for the streets.

Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!

Henrietta

Strap, in for Everett. Don't shoot the ball unless you're under the basket all by yourself!

Coach Norman Dale

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Hayseed

[several droids surround Iron Man and War Machine]
Ivan Vanko: I hope you're ready...
Tony Stark: COME ON!
[attack begins]

Jerry, if it means anything to you, I love you.

Lise Bouvier

Kirby: You are just pissed off and bitter because you have not had sex in... how long? What is it... a year... maybe two? Refresh my memory please, Kevin. Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?
Kevin: Who won, huh? Nobody. Used to be sex was the only free thing, No longer. Alimony... palimony... it's all financial. Love is an illusion.
Kirby: It's the only illusion that counts, my friend.
Kevin: Says who?
Kirby: Anyone who's been in love.
Kevin: Love sucks.
Kirby: So does your attitude.

I'm not comfortable that we're in a house with someone who's doing pictures of my head being chopped off.

Daniel Moskowitz

You think you can do these things, but you just can't, Nemo.

Marlin

[to the unsympathetic crowd around Billy's body] He was sweeping you sons of bitches, he was sweeping!

Sonny Crawford

Pregnant women are supposed to gain, not lose weight!

Edward "Hutch" Hutchins

May I kill him?

Lisbeth Salander

FREE Movie Newsletter