Die, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?


The Schofield Kid: I ain't never killed no one before that, Will.
Will Munny: Well, you sure killed the hell outta that guy.

Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

You know, gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay.


Carol Connelly: OK, we all have these terrible stories to get over, and you-...
Melvin Udall: It's not true. Some have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: You most certainly did.
Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed.
Annie Savoy: Yes you did.
Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak.
Annie Savoy: Oh fine.
Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't -- they don't happen very often.
Annie Savoy: Right.
Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!

We are all part of the same compost heap.

Tyler Durden

Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.

Henry Gondorff

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

John Kinsella: Well, good night Ray.
Ray Kinsella: Good night, John.
[They shake hands and John begins to walk away]
Ray Kinsella: Hey... Dad?
[John turns]
Ray Kinsella: [choked up] "You wanna have a catch?"
John Kinsella: I'd like that.

Christ... where did you come from and how can I make more of you?


Steven Taylor's greatest hits.

David Shaw

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