Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
Trumpkin: You're one to talk.

Wendell, I'd like full and docile co-operation on every topic.

Captain Dudley Smith

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Just call me Frank. Call me Mr. Slade. Call me... Colonel, if you must, just don't call me 'Sir'.
Charlie Simms: All right. Colonel.

Scarlet: You look a little pale.
Doyle: Blood makes me nauseous.

[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.

Dwayne

I feel a nightmare coming on...

A. J. MacInerney

Steve: How about dinner?
Stella Bridger: You ask your last cable repair guy out to dinner?
Steve: No. But he had a handlebar mustache and weighed like 300 pounds.

Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

This will be the end of Gondor as we know it. Here the hammer-stroke will fall hardest.

Gandalf

Jane Smith: Any last words?
John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.

If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you. Would you like something from the kitchen? I'm gonna get some fruit.

Avery Bishop

Your friend Leslie's dead.

Jack Aarons

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