Jess: What about the big con?
Nicky: Oh, you mean the one where we make so much money we all retire?

Susan Storm: [invisible] Look at me!
Reed Richards: I can't.

Rick: Alex?
Alex: What were you thinking, a mummy had come back to life?
Rick: I'll tell you a story some time.

This is my happening and it freaks me out!

Austin Powers

Rick: You know, it's not easy being a... dad.
Alex: Yeah. But you do it real good.

Ricky Slade: You wanna bet me that I can't get a gun?
Bobby: You couldn't even get a handjob from the bridge and tunnel posse at the club last night!

You have lights! Turn them on! I want to see you fuckin' fools!

Pirate Leader

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.

Coach Carr

In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito

Metro City is MINE!

Megamind

Beanie: Spanish what the hell are you doing?
Spanish: I'm just going to get some water. This suit is crazy hot, yo.
Beanie: Put your head back on. That can be very traumatic for the kids.
Spanish: You're right, I'm sorry, sir.
Beanie: Don't sorry me, babe. And shake the tail when you walk. You're better than that.

Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't presume...
Yoda: But you do! Revealed, your opinion is.

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