Wanda: I want you to know something Otto.
Wanda: Even if you were my brother I'd still want to fuck you.
[singing passionately] What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we're shit out of luck.Stu Price
King of Ward 3: I will not forget you voice!
Doctor's Wife: And I will not forget your face!
Carl Showalter: So, why don't you just ask him for the money?
Gaer Grimsrud: Or your fuckin' wife, you know.
Carl Showalter: Or your fucking wife, Jerry?
Nick Rice: You end this!
Clyde Shelton: [smiles] I'm just gettin' warmed up.
You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!Brennan Huff
Lamont: 'Sup, man? You getting outta here? Well, c'mon man! What the fuck you waiting on?
Derek Vinyard: Yeah, you know, I got this funny feeling.
Lamont: Oh yeah? What's that?
Derek Vinyard: I'm thinking the only reason I'm getting outta here in one piece is you.
Lamont: C'mon man! Get the fuck outta here, man! You think I'm gonna put my neck on the line for some crazy-ass peckerwood?
Derek Vinyard: Yeah, right. Stupid.
Where did you park the invisible car...?Megamind
[walks into it]
Lucy Pevensie: I wonder who lived here.
Susan Pevensie: I think we did.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: I fail to comprehend how far we are fully committed to the concept of freedom.
Sir Peter Teazle: Freedom in moderation.
Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: The concept of freedom is an absolute.
Piss on me, will you?Harry Terwilliger
[sprays Wild Bill with a fire hose]
The pen is blue, the pen is blue, the goddamn pen is blue!Fletcher