Reepicheep: We were expecting someone taller!
Trumpkin: You're one to talk.

Ace Rothstein: You tied up our little daughter to a bed? What the fuck is the matter with you? Is there something mentally wrong with you?
Ginger: It was only for a couple hours Sam... the babysitter wasn't around, so I did what I could.
Ace Rothstein: Listen to me... listen to me you ten cent whore! Fucking listen to me.
Ginger: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Ace Rothstein: Listen to me! Listen to me you fucking cunt. If you ever do that again to my daughter, I'll kill you plain and fucking simple. Now get up.

I have no plans to die today..

Thor

Close your eyes ladies! I'm comin' in!

Tom Reagan

Brothers and sisters, this is the time to build our nation!

Nelson Mandela

Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my God!
Jesus: Oh my Me! How are you?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: It's going OK. Are you the Lord?
Jesus: Well, to you I am. See, technically, you're, like, in this REM sleep state, and I'm a mixture of your mind's images of God, some past authority figures, uh, Skye, and your dad. Basically, your subconcsious came up with me to help you deal. Dig?
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God!
Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.

[very unenthusiastically, while having sex with Peter] Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. I just came. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Model

Colonel Robert G. Shaw: What are you doing?
Col. Montgomery: Liberating this town in the name of the Republic.

I want to see the palms of your hands! Do you hear me? Open your hands!

SWAT Cop

[are trying to sink Robin's boat]
Two Face: B12!
The Riddler: Hit! And my favorite vitamin might I add.

Julie: If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album.
David: You know, if you can reach one person.

Derek Charles: You need help.
Lisa Sheridan: I know. Help me, Derek.

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