[to Mercedes] Have you seen my mother? She's very beautiful.


You can't see my penis, can you?

George Reeves

Three months ago, you lost the drive containing the identity of every agent embedded in terrorist organizations across the globe.

Gareth Mallory

We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!

Norma Desmond

Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!

Huge Goon

K as in Knife.


You don't say much my friend, but when you do it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

Big Dan Teague

Bodyguard: Did ya get the license number?
Rocky: Of what?
Bodyguard: The truck that run over your face.

Captain Shakespeare: And, Yvaine, I have some lovely dresses; take your pick.
Yvaine: [surprised] I'm fine.
Captain Shakespeare: [quietly] Honey... you're wearing a bathrobe.

Try grabbing the pebble from my hand grasshopper.

Phil Weston

Mr. Krabs: That pirate's gonna destroy our world!
Squidward Tentacles: Aren't you overreacting a bit?
Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like wearing leather.
Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.

Your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks.


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