Olaf: I can't feel my legs!
Kristoff: Those are my legs.
Olaf: [as his lower body runs by] Ooh, do me a favor and grab my butt... Ah, that feels better.
Rodney Baze Jr.: I should have popped that motherfucker.
John Petty: That would be the last motherfucker you ever popped.
Rodney Baze Jr.: Am I supposed to be scared of him because he sucks on a lollipop?
At age 11, I audited my parents.Allen Gamble
At all costs, you protect the heavies.Colonel A.J. Bullard
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
Alvin: Dave needs a little help from the love doctor.
Theodore: And his assistant.
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.
Larry Liddle: Does the Congressman only hire beautiful women?
Charlie's Angel #2: As the Congressman says, "you can teach them to type, but you can't teach them to grow tits."
John Milton: Don't get too cocky my boy. No matter how good you are don't ever let them see you coming. That's the gaffe my friend. You gotta keep yourself small. Innocuous. Be the little guy. You know, the nerd... the leper... shit-kickin' surfer. Look at me.
[stops and pauses]
John Milton: Underestimated from day one. You'd never think I was a master of the universe, now would ya?
Don't look at me. I do what he does - just slower.Sam Wilson
Don't open my pantry, Father. I found one of them in there and I locked him in.Ray Reddy
George: Drive carefully. And don't forget to fasten your condom.
George: [shrieks in embarrassment] Seat belt! I meant, I meant seat belt.