[upon meeting Hooper] My husband tells me you're in sharks.

Ellen Brody

My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Professor Henry Jones

[narrating] Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

Lester Burnham

Nigger, is you an old man or is you an old woman? I forget.


[ogling woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?


Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman

Oh, the anger sharks are swimming in my head!


Oooh, Behave!

Austin Powers

[possessed by Zuul] Take me now, subcreature.

Dana Barrett

[sees Sonny in the mortuary] Look how they massacred my boy.

Don Corleone

She was the Picasso of passive-aggressive karate.

Irving Rosenfeld

"Slow ahead." I can go slow ahead. Come on down here and chum some of this shit.


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