Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

To hell with sex! It was better than sex! We held each other! What I needed, he gave me great.

Carol Connelly

Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.

You can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.

Mike McDermott

Quint: You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life.
Hooper: All right, all right. Hey, I don't need this... I don't need this working-class-hero crap.

Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
Peter Parker: I hunch.
Mary Jane: Don't.

Officer Ryan: You think you know who you are?
[Officer Hanson nods]
Officer Ryan: You have no idea.

You will arrive at the gates of Valhalla, shiny and chrome!

Immortan Joe

[to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!


[to wife] You're an inanimate fuckin' object!


John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.

Darth Vader: Do they have a code clearance?
Admiral Piett: It's an older code, sir, but it checks out. I was about to clear them.

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