I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature.

Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy

Now you get up there and work that pole like a Russian immigrant.

Claire Foster

I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for "I love".

Olive Penderghast

Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

Belloq: What a fitting end to your life's pursuits. You're about to become a permanent addition to this archaeological find. Who knows? In a thousand years, even you may be worth something!
Indiana: Ha ha ha... Son of a bitch.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

Thurgood Jenkins

My turd is a direct communication from the Holy Father.

Dr. Finch

He's saved my life twice and I've never even seen his face.

Mary Jane

Hey, Sphinx, I don't look suspicious, do I, man?

Mirror Man

Ray Kinsella: I bet it's good to be playing again, huh?
Shoeless Joe Jackson: Getting thrown out of baseball was like having part of me amputated. I've heard that old men wake up and scratch itchy legs that been dust for over fifty years. That was me. I'd wake up at night with the smell of the ball park in my nose, the cool of the grass on my feet... The thrill of the grass.

Corvus: What exactly is that slave to you?
Cassia: Everything that you are not.

Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.

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