I don't want to see a world without Augustus Waters in it.


He likes you Alan, you know why? Because you know nothing about his family.


Raphael: Drive!
Vernon Fenwick: You're a talking turtle...
Raphael: Yeah, and you're a human nerd. Now that we've got that out of the way, HIT IT!

Kit Carruthers: You Tired?
Holly Sargis: Yeah.
Kit Carruthers: Yeah, you look tired... Listen, honey. when all this is over, I'm going to sit down and buy you a big, thick steak.
Holly Sargis: I don't want a steak.
Kit Carruthers: Well, we'll see about that... Hey, lookie.

In punishment for lack of an interesting pirate name, Peter shall walk the plank.

J.M. Barrie

This man killed my uncle, and he's still out there!

Peter Parker

Bulma: Lets go.
Goku: We'll go, but we go together.

In a thousand years, there will be no men and women, just wankers, and that's fine by me.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

I'm tellin' ya, Donnie... nothin' but nothin' but right.


You little asswipe! You don't knock it off you're gonna be shittin' this basketball... pardon my French!

Earl Bassett

It's hard to see people from your past when your present is so cataclysmically screwed up.

Judd Altman

[Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary-Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.

Mercedes Harbont

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