[talking to himself] Why the fuck didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole.John McClane
Vivian: Tell me one person who it's worked out for.
Kit: What, you want me to name someone? You want like a name? Oh, God, the pressure of a name... I got it. Cinda-fuckin-rella!
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's screen door on a submarine, you dork.
The dead know only one thingPrivate Joker
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!Dr. Otto Octavius
Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.
The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.Annie Savoy
Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.Delmar O'Donnell
The Stranger: There's just one thing, Dude.
The Dude: And what's that?
The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words?
The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?
The Stranger: Okay, Dude. Have it your way.
They ain't tough enough, smart enough or fast enough. I can hit any bank I want, any time. They got to be at every bank, all the time.John Dillinger
They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I respectfully disagree. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.Tony Stark