Santa: That's another thing... Buddy you should know that your father... he's on the naughty list.
Buddy: Nooooo!

I went to one of those obedience places once... it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.

Buck Laughlin

You've got a nasty reputation, Mr. Gittes. I like that.

Noah Cross

Toula Portokalos: There are three things that every Greek woman must do in life: marry Greek boys, make Greek babies, and feed everyone.

Not to be rude or anything, but this isn't a great time for me to have a house elf in my bedroom

Harry

Woody: [trying to get Buzz into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.
Buzz: You mean it has hyperdrive?
Woody: Hyperactive hyperdrive, and astro... uh... turf.

Curiosity is not a sin, Harry. However, from time to time, you should exercise caution.

Dumbledore

Charlie Bucket: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again?
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus!

You're sweating.

Obi-Wan

Swimming Kid: Andy, have you seen my swimming buddy? If I can't find him, I'm telling Beth that you let him drown.
Andy: I was busy!
Swimming Kid: It's your job to make sure kids don't drown!

Harry Dunne: You're hot for my daughter!
Lloyd Christmas: What?
Harry Dunne: Am I right?
Lloyd Christmas: That's insane!

Delilah Fitzgerald: Are you still goin' to kill those men?
Will Munny: I reckon so. The money's still available, ain't it?
Delilah Fitzgerald: Yeah. Your two friends have been taking advances on the money.
Will Munny: What?
Delilah Fitzgerald: You know, free ones.

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