Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway

Han Solo: Damn fool, I knew you were going to say that.
Obi-Wan: Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?

Marianne, can you play something else? Mamma has been weeping since breakfast. I meant something less mournful dearest.

Elinor Dashwood

Isabella Swan: I'm not scared of you.
Edward Cullen: You really shouldn't have said that.

Professor Charles Xavier: We have it in us to be the better men.
Erik Lehnsherr / Magneto: We already are.

Pain can be controlled - you just disconnect it.

Kyle Reese

"Can't believe so much bad shit can happen on such a beautiful day."

Miles Logan

I just want to understand.

Ariadne

Dave: I'm walking to my car, and this guy comes up to me. Asks for a light. I say I don't smoke. He says neither does he. So then my heart starts clocking a buck fifty, 'cause there's no one else here except me and him. So then he pulls the knife on me. Says, 'Your wallet or your life, bitch. I'm leaving with one of them'. So I try to brush past him, and that's when he slices me.
Celeste Boyle: I thought you said you swung at him.
Dave: Can I tell the fucking story?

Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
Justin: What?

Steve: What the heck is that?
Mike: Ah! It's Ozzy Osborne!

Jack Sparrow: [to Beckett] Who am I?
[Beckett, who doesn't answer, looks confused]
Jack Sparrow: [rather hurt] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow

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