That's *Mister* Potato Head to you, you back stabbing murderer!Mr. Potato Head
Melissa: "Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year." "Ready For Super Bowl, All-Star Kicker Boasts."
Ace Ventura: "Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl."
Melissa: The "Kick Heard Round The World." That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point.
[Ace lets out an impressed whistle. Melissa flips to the next clipping, with a headline that reads "Finkle Contract Not Renewed."]
Melissa: Poor guy.
Ace Ventura: Poor guy with a motive, baby.
Austin: Oh, no, I've gone cross-eyed.
Basil: I suggest you don't worry about those things and just enjoy yourself.
Dean: If there is a greater power, why is it he can't get you a new sweater?
Jamie: Because, he's too busy looking for your brain.
Oh, you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face when that wall went up. Woo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape. Hey, you all right? Come on, we did it. We got Boo home. Sure, we put the company in the toilet, and, gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now, not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us when there's no more power... but hey, at least we had a few laughs, right?Mike
I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!Chase Collins
Never shoot an innocent person.Tobin Frost
Sorry Romeo, but you gotta die.Mac
There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, what were you saying?Ace
Kim Mills: What are you going to do?
Bryan Mills: I’m going to finish this.
Stay here, I'll be back.The Terminator
Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?Kirk Lazarus