Don't believe everything you read. Especially The Mirror.

Tony

That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?

Roy

Han Solo: Han Solo. I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. Chewie here tells me you're lookin' for passage to the Alderaan system?
Obi-Wan: Yes indeed, if it's a fast ship.
Han Solo: Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?

John McClane: Hey, partner!
Zeus: I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger.

I've got the bullets!

Jim Stark

You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.

Jessica

Morpheus: ...and after a century of war I remember that which matters most: we are still HERE.

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

Reg Hartner

Yeah, well I'd like to take a moment to review the several ways in which you're a douche bag?

Gust Avrakotos

I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!

Tibby

Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

Stuart: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die.

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