Jose Quesada: What do *you* want?
Daredevil: Justice.

Donatello: Reports of increased Foot activity...
Raphael: They've taken hostages...
Leonardo: Let's rock and roll!

I'm not you, Derek. I can't do nothin' but what I'm doin'. I can't go to Georgetown with a 10.0 GPA, operatin' on people, doin' brain surgery or whatever the Hell you're goin' to be doin'.

Malakai

And just to set the record straight... Roy O'Bannon is not attracted to loose women; loose women are attracted to me.

Roy

Colonel Sandurz: What shall we do now, Sir?
Dark Helmet: Well, are we stopped?
Colonel Sandurz: We're stopped, Sir.
Dark Helmet: Good. Well, why don't we take a five minute break?
Colonel Sandurz: Very good, Sir.
Dark Helmet: Smoke if you got'em.

Aileen: So where's your friends?
Selby: Well... Uh... I'm not...
Aileen: [laughs]
Selby: You're mean!

Caroline Wakefield: Is this like freebasing?
Seth Abrahams: Not like. It is.

Run for it? Running's not a plan! Running's what you do once a plan fails!

Earl Bassett

Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly!
Marty McFly: Fujitsu-san, Kon-nichiwa.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated!
Marty McFly: Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing!
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: And you cooperated!
Marty McFly: No, I didn't, it was sting operation.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu: It was illegal, and you knew!
Marty McFly: I was setting him up.
Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu,: McFly, read my fax!
Marty McFly: No! Please! I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Oh...

Kaneda: It's a two person job, fixing the sheild. Harvey you're second in command, you're not coming.
Trey: I volunteer.
Mace: No! *I* volunteer...
Kaneda: Alright.
Mace: I volunteer Capa.
Capa: [after long pause] ... alright...

I think I just shit my pants.

Lefty

Claire: You know, you look a lot better without all that black shit under your eyes.
Allison Reynolds: Hey, I like all that black shit... Why are you being so nice to me?
Claire: Because you're letting me.

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