Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!

Two-Face

Film School Student: Why'd you skip film school? Don't you think you're a little young?
Eli: Shut the fuck up. Next question.

I know the consequences of the choice you're making.

Edward Cullen

Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess your weight. [starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!

[to Margie] You know what they're saying about me? Said I lost something. Said I've gone middle-of-the-road. They might as well say the same thing about you. You were the soul of this band, now every time you're around you're just drunk. The drunk soul of a blind junkie. What a lovely couple.

Ray Charles

[hugging Sophie] Look at my baby her whole life ahead of her.

Donna

Isabel Bigelow: [after quitting/being fired] I can't just walk back in there now.
Jack Wyatt: Once you show up in a golf cart, believe me, all is forgiven. I've done it a lot of times.

When I'm flying, it feels like anything is possible.

Hal Jordan

Mark, we as a nation have failed to honor you. I want to see this country soar again.

John du Pont

Diane: You were saying about poltergeists.
Dr. Lesh: Poltergeists are usually associated with an individual. Hauntings seem to be connected with an area. A house usually.
Marty: Poltergeist disturbances are of a fairly short duration. Perhaps a couple of months. Hauntings can go on for years.
Diane: Are you telling me that all of this could just suddenly end at any time?
Dr. Lesh: Yes, it could. Unless it's a haunting. But hauntings don't usually revolve around living people.
Diane: Then we don't have much time, Dr. Lesh, because my daughter is alive somewhere inside this house.

Lydia: Those three idiots crashed the party!
Mac: Who? The Kardashian girls?

[to Nelson] No matter how far you are from the throne, you'll always be number one in our hearts.

Doyle

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