Just you reconsider playing that message for him! No, I don't think he likes you at all. No, I don't like you either.


No you're not hardcore! Unless you live hardcore! And the legend of the rent was way hardcore!

Dewey Finn

I want your blood. And I want your soul. And I want them both right now!

Johnny Ringo

Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it

Penny Moore: You used to laugh at my jokes.
Judd Altman: No, I didn't.
Penny Moore: Yes, you did.
Judd Altman: Yes, I did, but your jokes used to be funnier.

Gas Station Guy: I didn't put nothin' up.
Anton Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Gas Station Guy: No.
Anton Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it.
Gas Station Guy: Look, I need to know what I stand to win.
Anton Chigurh: Everything.
Gas Station Guy: How's that?
Anton Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it.

Melanie Carmichael: [of Bryant the dog] Can he swim?
Jake: Doesn't look like it.

Too many things too many things too many things... I wanna go for a walk. Let's go for a walk.

Amber Waves

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Why exactly are there snakes on this plane?


Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

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