Caesar loves humans more than apes!


Domino: I'm glad I killed him.
James Bond: You're glad?

For the last time, I don't work for you!

Zoe Perez

Della Bea Robinson: If only your mama was here.
Ray Charles: She's here. She ain't never left.

Maybe if I can control it, I can use it.

Bruce Banner

We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.

Carl Showalter

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

Mike Damone

I feel a nightmare coming on...

A. J. MacInerney

There's two words I never thought I would say

Pete Bell

Dude, these brownies suck!

Hippie Girl

God is with US!


Hallie: I like the little furry things.
Mickey: Ewoks, they blow.

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