[hitting her husband over the head with a cooking pan] Who says I can't use a skillet?Josephine
Daredevil: Hey, that light? At the end of the tunnel? Guess what? That's not heaven...
Jose Quesada: I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
Daredevil: That's the C train!
She brought you something special when she came here, didn't she? That's what you hold onto. That's how you keep her alive.Jack Aarons
You're a child. That's what makes you so fucking scary.Nicholas Garrigan
Oooo, he got da key!Jenny Kido
Dr. Stephen Maturin: I have no idea what precisely it is you're talking about, but he did seem to come off rather well.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Seven weeks sailing, and he happens in darkness on our exact position.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Hm. Well, the French have their spies in England and elsewhere. As do we.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: Indeed. If he knew we were looking for him, he could have stood to sea and passed well clear.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Well then, perhaps he was looking for us.
Police Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.
He says he has a message from an Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Anakin. Do you know what he's talking about?C-3PO
That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.Budd
Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?Lt. Frank Drebin
Chiles Stanton: Hello James! Hi, Mrs. Kelly! Would you mind signing this for me, please?
Kelly Canter: Sure!
Chiles Stanton: Thank you so much! If you have any advice for a young artist such as myself, I'd love to hear it.
Kelly Canter: K: Oh, I have some advice.
[writes on the cover of the CD: "Stay away from my husband"]
Chiles Stanton: And James is being so helpful! I won't sell it on e-Bay or anything, I've just been a fan of yours since I was a little girl.
Kelly Canter: Thank you. Thank you so much.
Chiles Stanton: [to James] This is amazing, James! It's so beautiful, I don't even wanna pee in the toilet! Aaaah!
James Canter: You didn't think this is for you, did you?
Chiles Stanton: No! No! God, no.
James Canter: Okay. See you in Houston.
China Girl: You look like trouble.
Doc: Trouble? I'm a poet, with flowers of all things.
China Girl: And a gun... it's a big gun.
Doc: It's a big town. Come on Yin, all I want is a chance.