I'm sick of watching people pay for our mistakes...Steve Rogers
Drax the Destroyer: [after Groot releases the 'fireflies' from his body] Where did you learn to do that?
Peter Quill: I'm pretty sure the answer is "I am Groot".
Sugar: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
Jake Hardin: [sees Ashley put in one side of the light bulb] Oh see. She should've turned the light off because now she's going to be...
Ashley Albright: [light sparks] AAAAAAAAAA!
Jake Hardin: ...electrocuted.
You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me.Robert the Bruce
This place is dead anyways.Charles
Two weeks, in fuckin Bruge. With you? No way.Ray
Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Who the hell said take the cricket from my hand?Master Wong
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?Randy
Tyler Durden: It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.
Narrator: There's always that.